Jasper (male blue crowned conure):
Ello (in about 20 different accents)
Kiss kiss! (followed by an appropriate noise)
RRRRRRR!
(2 different whistles)
No more squawking!
Hup hup!
Come on!
Clever boy!
(laugh)


Sky (male blue fronted amazon):
Hello
Hello!!!!(in a panicky accent when he want's attention)
Come 'ere!
Come on!
No more squawking!
Hup hup!
I'm sorry!
(A couple of whistles)
RRRRRRR!!!!!
Bad boy!
Naughty Jasper!
(growl)
Pretty boy!
Good boy!
(kissing noise)
Oh dear!


Misty (male african grey):
Hello!
Kiss kiss! (followed by an appropriate noise)
(about 100 different whistles)
(mobile phone bleep)
(smoke alarm bleep)
Awwwwww......
Oooooh!
Wow!
Jasper!
Bad boy!
(laugh)
(insane laugh)
(evil laugh)
(dog bark)
(warble)
(seagull)
(telephone)
(The entire Laurel and Hardy theme tune)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sky!


Mac (male scarlet macaw) - loves swearing!:
Hello!
Jasper!
Misty!
Bad boy!
Naughty bird!
NO!
Strokies!
Stoppit!
Awwwwww......
RRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(laugh)
(growl)
Stop that!
That's enough!
Sorry!
Fuck off!
Piss off!
Kiss kiss! (followed by an appropriate noise)
OY!
Hup hup!
Come on!
Silly boy!
Bloody hell!
Fucking hell!
Fuck you!
Fuck me!
Mac........
Whassamatter?
Shut up!
(sneeze)
Wing!
Stupid bird!
Sky!
Come 'ere!
Oh dear!
Oscar!
Ruby
Don't touch!


Oscar (male african grey):
Oscar!
Hello
(about 100 different whistles)
Strokies
(kissing noise)
(The entire Laurel and Hardy theme tune)
[seagull noise]
Yoohoo!
Whistle!


Mango (female orange winged amazon):
Hello!
Pretty boy!


Sammy (male blue fronted amazon):
Kiss kiss! (followed by an appropriate noise)
Hello!
(3 different whistles)
Pretty boy!
Hello Sammy!
(telephone noise)
The entire Laurel and Hardy theme
Clever boy!
Come on Sammy!
Come here!
Be a good boy!
No!
Coochicoo!
Where are you Sammy?
What are you doing Sammy?
You're in trouble now!
Whistle!


Rachel (female blue fronted amazon):
Yoohoo!
Hello!


Ruby (female scarlet macaw):
Hello!
Hello Ruby!
Rubeeee!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
[laugh]
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
RUBY!!!!!!
(dog barking)
Hello Sammy!
Aww Ruby!
Harry?